Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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