I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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