I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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