My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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