its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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