Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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