I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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