i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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