we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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