Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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