I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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