Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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