The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
NoShamevember. You game?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
