found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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