Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
And then he peed in my hair
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