My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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