If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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