we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
