Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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