were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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