We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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