Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
