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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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