This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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