Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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