Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We're too hungover to prance.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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