It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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