You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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