i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
