youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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