don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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