There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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