Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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