in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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