are you still at the devil's house?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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