Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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