I want to make a zoo with you.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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