i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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