Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
