Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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