I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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