I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
sex in a hospital.. check
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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