READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
