So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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