I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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