we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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