Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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