Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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