She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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