i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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