you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you didnt know i had herpes?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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