Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He felt like a one man threesome
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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