obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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